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Mark Horn

Professor Smartypants B.S. OBJECTIVE To engage children of all ages by getting them to sing, dance and play Country Music. He will sing Classic Country songs from Hall of Famers like Johnny Cash and Johnny Horton. He’s also been known to sing some songs he made up himself. EDUCATION Professor Smartypants went to the Julliard School in NYC. Then he went to Berklee College of Music in Boston. Since neither place would let him in, he decided to train up on the banjo on his own. He studied great Country Music Hall of Famers like Uncle Dave Macon, Grandpa Jones and Homer & Jethro. He learned comedy skills from watching Hee –Haw and listening to Little Jimmy Dickens and Stringbean on the Grand Ole Opry He learned the importance of humorous songs from listening to Tom T. Hall and Roger Miller. POSITIONS HELD The Professor spent many years of his young life singing and playing banjo at flea markets around the country. He eventually tired of getting flea bites so he left for greener pastures. When the farmer finally discovered the Professor living in the pasture he kicked him out so he went back on the road. No one would hire him, so he started traveling the highways and by-ways playing in juke joints as a One-Man-Band. Unfortunately the singer and drummer could not get along so he had to break up the act. Finally he moved to Music City USA, Nashville Tennessee to seek his Fame and Fortune. While waiting for the Big Wigs on Music Row to knock on his door with a million doll

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